It's Friday! Woo-hoo! You know what that means…..time for the "Not an Update" Friday Update!
But first, let's chat about our featured realm. This week, we're featuring /visit TNTCobbl3r29 whose realm is fresh and totally dope. Dope. Is that still a thing? Possibly it's dank? I'm not sure what dank means, but regardless be sure to check it out
Onto our not an update update! I'm gonna get real for a second. We ARE still doing stuff on the back end, but our plans for the next big update are SO AWESOME we literally cannot do it in one week. Not even two weeks. Possibly even three. It's THAT BIG A DEAL. But never fear, we still have events to keep y'all satiated until THE BIG ONE.
St. Patrick's Day

First up is St. Patrick's Day! Considering mine and PatP's Irish ancestry, we wanted to go big or go home when it came to decorating spawn and DID PATP KILL IT OR WHAT? The green! The gold! The pot o' gold! The rainbow! The Irish flags on literally anything that will support an Irish flag! It's easily the most beautiful thing EVER!
Also (since a drunken brawl can be a side effect of St. Patrick's day) to get you all into the Warzone we've put a few exclusive "Lucky" name tags in the chests! So get down there and let out your inner Irish

Also, remember during the Olympics when I did random boss spawns and it was LITERALLY SO FUN? We're doing that for St. Patrick's Day too! So as long as spawn is decorated, there is a chance that an egg will be on it's way.
Speaking of St. Patrick's Day, don't forget that we're in the midst of the March Build Contest! The deadline is only a week away, so finish up your realms and make sure you submit them BEFORE 9:00 a.m. PST on Friday, March 16, 2018.
Store Stuff
Last but not least, the more astute of you (jk you're all astute
That's it for me this week guys! If you see me in-game come say hi (or do like most of you do and wait until I'm afk before punching me in the face ;P).